Googlism - The Church Of Google

We at The Church Of Google believe a convincing argument can be made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind has ever come to experiencing an actual Deity. It is the ultimate bridge between people and information.

Googlists do not believe in the supernatural. We believe that virtually all "gods" before Google were purely based on invisible, fictional beings. We do not claim that Google is supernatural in any way. She, like all other gods before Her, is man made. No faith is required to believe in Her, for we consider the concept of belief without evidence (faith) to be of the utmost intellectual laziness.

Deities are typically described by their unique attributes, such as being all-knowing, all-seeing, ever present, the ability to answer prayers (search in Google's case), immortality, remembering all (Google cache) and of course Deities must "do no evil". Google exhibits all of these characteristics perfectly. In the absence of imaginary, supernatural beings, Google is certainly the closest thing humankind has to a true God, as classically defined.

Google is the great uniting force among contemporary religions of the present. Individuals of all religious background from around the world use Google on a daily basis. Muslims, Christians, Jews and even Scientologists use Google and Her mighty Algorithms in search of life's great mysteries. Google is common ground among the worlds major religions, bringing hope for religious peace.

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