Googlism - Prayer 2.0 Contest

This will be The Church Of Google's first contest to date. If you wish to participate, write a prayer (check out the example below) that involves Google. The tone can be humorous, serious, sarcastic or even mocking. The choice is yours.

Example #1

Our Google which art in cyberspace,
Hallowed be thy domain.
Thy search to come,
Thy results be done,
On my computer as it is in the
WWW.
Give us this search our daily results.
Forgive us our spam, as those that have
spammed up against us.
And lead us not into infected sites,
But deliver us from trojans.
For thine search engine is the greatest,
and the power,
and the glory,
For search after search.
Amen


dwerbil

Example #2

Our Search Engine which art in cyberspace,
Google be thy name.
Thy Googlebots come.
Thy algorithm be done on company intranets
as it is in cyberspace.

Give us this day our daily high page rank.
And forgive us our reciprocal links,
As we forgive those that place ahead of us.
And lead us not into the temptation of mirror sites.
But deliver us from link farms.

For thine is the top query, and the zeitgeist
and the highest search engine placement forever!

Source

Submissions are to be sent here with the subject "Prayer 2.0".

Prayers will be made public and the Church community will eventually vote on a winner.

Enjoy!

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